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Make yourself at home
by Duncan MacKellar
Welcome to the pigsty,
I hope you're ready to scoff.
Have your fill of homemade swill,
There's plenty in the trough.
What! You're not hungry,
How can that possibly be?
Still never mind, it means I'll find,
There's all the more for me.
Make yourself at home my friend,
Wallow in the slime.
Admission free, don't mind me,
No hurry, take your time.
I must say I'm enjoying
This tasty snack of slops.
It's the kind of meal that makes me squeal,
It really is the tops.
I like potato peelings
And biscuits when they're stale.
Cabbage, beetroot, rotting fruit,
Even the occasional fishtail.
But hang on just a minute!
You'll have to leave this stall.
I'm never wrong, I can tell by the pong,
You're not a pig at all!
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